10 Signs You’re Secretly a Wellness Hoe

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What on earth is a wellness hoe?

Don’t worry, I was just as confused as you are. It’s not as crazy as it sounds, in fact, it may just be your secret identity.

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I have scoured the internet in search of an all-encompassing definition to describe what a wellness hoe actually is. But in order to truly capture the essence of the term, I’ve compiled 10 points to help you investigate how much of a wellness hoe you are. Off we go!

 

1. You can’t resist a Scented Candle

Okay. I totally get this because my luxury scented candle collection is getting out of control. Basically, if the thought of a basil and mint scented candle gives you goosebumps, or a french vanilla creme brulee candle makes you want to scream with excitement, you’re a wellness hoe. And its not just the glorious blend of aromas that send tingles up your spine, the jar is important too! Think rose gold, minimalist glass and fancy fonts. Oh my God, I can already smell all the new candles I’ll be buying tomorrow.

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2. You are the Queen of Journals

If you’re anything like me, you have more journals than you can count. They’re strewn about your house, waiting for you to pick up a pen and immortalize your memories, emotions, poetry etc. You have a journal for recipes and meal plans. You have a journal for documenting each day. You may even have a journal dedicated to all the cute dogs you see throughout the week (which is of course, the best kind of journal!) No matter what you use your special journals for, we can all agree that writing/doodles go hand in hand with wellness.

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3. Coconut Oil is your solution to everything

Ahhh coconut oil. The most versatile of all the oils if you ask me. Looking for a 1-ingredient hair mask? Coconut oil. Skin needs some extra moisture? Coconut oil. Existential Crisis? Coconut oil! There are very few things that coconut oil can’t fix. If you’re anything like me, you buy it by the truckload and use it daily! If this has prompted you to run out to the store and buy a big tub right now, make sure you choose organic extra virgin coconut oil. Enjoy and welcome to the coconut club!

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4. Athleisure dominates your wardrobe

If you already know what Athleisure is, chances are you are comfortable all day long. Athleisure is the term coined by visionaries who realised that fashion and comfort could indeed be combined! Yoga pants, Nike Air and cute hoodies are your everyday attire and you will wear it with pride to brunch and basically anywhere that requires pants.

5. Your house plants are your babies

The only millennial stereotype that I will accept is the one claiming that we are 100% obsessed with house plants. Perhaps its the minimalist aesthetic it adds to your home, or the sense of pride you feel knowing that you are capable of keeping another organism alive! All I know is that succulents, aloe plants and seedlings are the recipients of my love and the models on my Instagram feed.

6. Face Masks are your specialty

True wellness hoes know that if need be, face masks can be whipped up using whatever you have in your kitchen. From creamy avocado and cucumber to polishing brown sugar and honey, you are a wizard in the face mask department. Not only can you turn any sleepover into a spa experience, but you are on a first name basis with everyone at Lush, The Body Shop and Sephora.

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7. Your kitchen is stocked like a trendy cafe

Your friends love coming over to spill tea, especially when your cupboards are filled with a variety of fancy loose leaf teas from elder flower to chamomile. Your wisdom lies in your ability to solve any problem with a hot cup of tea and good book. But its not just tea you’re passionate about, you also have a soft spot for organic coffee beans and french vanilla creamer. Yum!

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8. Sleep is Everything

You prioritize your full 8 hours of sleep over pretty much everything. Nothing can compete with cozy cocoon of blankets and pillow, especially after a warm bath and a slather of peach scented body butter. You have your night time routine down to a fine art and will eliminate anyone who threatens to disrupt it. Yes, its that serious.

Friend: Meet me at the pub for drinks?

Me: It’s after 10, my bra is off, my night cream is on and I am wrapped like a burrito of happiness.

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9. You’re about that Green Juice life

Yeah yeah, judge all you want, but you have to admit that drinking a green juice is like an explosion of goodness in your body. Just imagining all the vitamins and nutrients in each sip is enough to make a girl want some of that natural nectar immediately! And if you’re still not convinced, think of it like this: Green Juice is like an elixir to help combat any unplanned doughnut and pizza cheat days! Plus it actually tastes pretty good!

10. Farmers Markets over Clubs Anyday

You love a bit of spontaneity and dancing, but given the choice between a trip to the farmers market and a packed club full of drunken strangers, and the farmers market wins every single time. Perhaps you’re like me, a total foodie who falls in love with artisanal bread and colourful flowers. If you are, you’re likely to enjoy iced coffees and freshly baked pastries with your closest friends at the local organic market. From handmade trinkets to hummus and olives, your adventures in the sunshine never disappoint!

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If you do any of the 10 things above, congratulations, you’re a wellness hoe! Enjoy a life filled with happiness!

-Pri

-All text is subject to Copyright (2018)

-Images are not my own

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Liza Koshy: The Screen Queen

She’s a modern day superhero with a skill set like no other

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Who is she?

To put it simply, Liza Koshy is the Queen of all screens. She is a huge personality in a petite frame and she is already making waves across the world.

Officially known as Elizabeth Koshy, she is a 22 year old social media sensation with the power to redefine what the term “celebrity” means.

Koshy who grew up in Houston, Texas (cue Beyonce) found fame in the former social media platform known as Vine.

Her quirky skits and animated facial expressions catapulted the young star to the top of the charts. Nearly every single one of her 6-second comedy videos went viral, and this pattern of success continued long into her career.

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Like many former Vine personalities, Koshy made the transition to the popular video streaming site YouTube.

But there was something very different about Koshy’s YouTube transition, and indeed, it is this difference that sets her apart in the competitive field of content creation.

Dynamite comes in small packages

If there is anyone who encapsulates the meaning of the above quote, it is none other than Liza Koshy.

Her ingenious formula for success manifests itself in bite-sized comedy skits that burst with energy, and more importantly, authenticity.

Liza has maintained her bubbly personality across all social media platforms. Due to the nature of YouTube, she is able to showcase a side of herself that many of her supporters were eager to see. Through her original comedy segments such as “Target with Liza”, “Driving with Liza” and various makeup tutorial parodies, the young influencer has built her brand on clean, wholesome entertainment.

Her Humour

Liza Koshy is famous for her signature brand of pun-filled comedy. Many times dubbed “The Queen of Puns”, Liza honours the title by slipping hundreds of puns, dad-jokes and innuendos in her YouTube videos.

She has cracked the the YouTube code and managed to avoid the problem of demonetization that was experienced by thousands of high-performing entertainers.

Her ability to create comedic content that appeals to both millennials and Generation Z without the use of any curse words, drugs or alcohol, is incredibly impressive considering the current online climate.

Her clean content has allowed for solid relationships with world-renowned brands, sponsorship deals, and several roles in big Hollywood movies.

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It seems impossible to think that she can get even more impressive, but you will soon learn nothing is impossible when it comes to the universally loved Liza Koshy.

Her unscathed reputation and diligent work ethic has earned her once in a lifetime opportunities.

Case in Point: SHE INTERVIEWED BARACK OBAMA

If your jaw is on the ground, don’t worry, that is to be expected when learning about the empowered Ms Liza Koshy.

Her interest in human rights issues, politics, and equality has led her to the White House, various charity charity organisations and causes all around the world.

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Liza Koshy in front of her future home

Her Diversity:

The self-proclaimed “little brown girl” challenged racial, gender, and social bias within the entertainment industry through her chart-topping success.

Referring to herself as “ethnically ambiguous”, Koshy explains that she is the product of an Indian father and a Caucasian mother.

By using humour, she managed to navigate the intricacies of racial discussion, and in turn, opened up a dialogue aimed at celebrating diversity.

Her decision to speak openly on a topic that was generally considered “taboo” within the YouTube environment, has empowered people of all shapes, sizes and colours to interact, form friendships and celebrate the beautiful differences in our world.

She is a woman who is not afraid to speak her mind, thus making her a role model for millions of young adults trying to find their place in this world. She is definitely a personal hero, and I find her authentic, uncensored approach to life incredibly refreshing.

Her Positivity:

If there is one thing you are always guaranteed to experience in Liza Koshy’s videos, it’s her infectious positive energy. I have yet to meet one person who didn’t leave a Liza Koshy video happier than they when they found it. She radiates good vibes, positive energy and encourages a community where people support one another. This has a profound impact on her young, impressionable viewers who will benefit greatly from watching her create her own happiness.

Her relationship:

Possibly one of the most popular couples to emerge from social media are Liza Koshy and David Dobrik.

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Their decision to publicize their relationship was extremely well-received, but their ability to keep certain aspects of the relationship private between just the two of them is not only smart, but incredibly admirable and realistic.

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The two proudly support one another in the industry, and are more than happy to watch  eachother flourish independently.

Liza Koshy is often seen as a role model for young women who may struggle to find a balance between their relationship, and their independent dreams and goals.

By being the powerhouse, business-oriented woman that she is, Liza has inspired millions of people to succeed in both their personal relationships as well as their career aspirations.

Liza Koshy is a force of nature who will continue taking the world by storm no matter the elements.

She is both a personal role model, as well as an inspiration to millions all around the world.

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Her future shines brighter each day with the promise of exciting opportunities.

Life is always changing, but there is definitely one guarantee: Liza Koshy will forever reign as the Queen of Screens.

-Pri

All text is subject to copyright (2018)

Images are not my own